Belmez's Poops: The Ultimate Paranormal Parody Arcade
The Most Surreal and Scatological Arcade
Discover the Origins of Spain's Most Scatological Parody
In the province of Jaén, Andalusia, lies Bélmez de la Moraleda, the epicenter of the most significant paranormal phenomenon of the 20th century. In 1971, the kitchen floor of María Gómez Cámara became the canvas for the mysterious Faces of Bélmez: stains shaped like human faces that appeared and disappeared without a clear scientific explanation.
While experts debated between teleplasty (the influence of the subconscious) and fraud involving silver salts, we at Surre Games asked the question no one else dared to formulate: What if, in addition to faces, ghostly butts appeared on the ceiling?
The Challenge: Save the Faces of Bélmez!
What would happen if an ectoplasmic entity decided to drop “ghostly poops” from above? The faces on the floor would be doomed to eternal humiliation. From this premise (which is dead on arrival, but proud of it) our hero arises: “La Pava”.
In this surreal and scatological arcade, you take control of the most famous face of Bélmez, which has managed to peel itself off the floor with a sacred mission:
- Avoid the ectoplasmic rain: Prevent the poops from the ceiling from touching the floor.
- Protect the honor of María Gómez: Save the faces on the ground from a fate worse than oblivion.
- Survive the absurdity: A game of reflexes where the mystery of Jaén meets the darkest humor.
Belmez's Poops: The Most Surreal and Scatological Arcade
Get ready for the wildest skill-based game ever. In Belmez's Poops, you must prevent ectoplasmic poops fired by a ghostly butt from hitting the doomed faces on the floor. An irreverent arcade experience that will put your reflexes to the ultimate test!
